1 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,160 Mwah-ha-ha-ha! 2 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,126 I do not fear you, ugly thing! 3 00:03:55,366 --> 00:03:57,917 My heart is pure as a fresh-water spring! 4 00:04:00,199 --> 00:04:01,637 Silver Knight Gothik was standing, 5 00:04:01,877 --> 00:04:04,399 facing the terrible skeleton dragon that stared at him 6 00:04:04,639 --> 00:04:07,199 with his big, ugly, empty eyes. 7 00:04:07,439 --> 00:04:08,801 With my silver daggers, 8 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,316 I shall lop off your head. 9 00:04:10,565 --> 00:04:11,917 Just Agh. 10 00:04:12,157 --> 00:04:14,842 Justice will be done only when you are dead! 11 00:04:16,683 --> 00:04:17,843 Ha-ha! 12 00:04:19,157 --> 00:04:21,641 The terrible skeleton dragon stumbled and staggered 13 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,319 and collapsed with an agonizing groan 14 00:04:23,559 --> 00:04:25,198 that sent shivers down the spine. 15 00:04:26,637 --> 00:04:28,075 Ahh! 16 00:04:28,315 --> 00:04:30,357 A frail-looking youth emerged from his hiding place 17 00:04:30,597 --> 00:04:32,918 to congratulate the noble Silver Knight Gothik... 18 00:04:33,158 --> 00:04:34,558 Enough, you little pest! 19 00:04:34,797 --> 00:04:35,795 Clean everything up. 20 00:04:36,034 --> 00:04:36,993 But, my Lord Gildas, 21 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:38,719 I'm playing Silver Knight Gothik! 22 00:04:38,959 --> 00:04:40,599 Your uncle, the good Lord Arnold, 23 00:04:40,839 --> 00:04:42,354 awaits us for supper. 24 00:05:00,037 --> 00:05:02,750 Still no sign of them, my good Lord? 25 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,713 Nothing, Gildas, nothing at all. 26 00:05:05,953 --> 00:05:07,190 I can no longer see, 27 00:05:07,430 --> 00:05:09,396 but I am absolutely certain, 28 00:05:09,636 --> 00:05:12,311 my faithful knights will never return. 29 00:05:13,951 --> 00:05:16,195 With all due respect, my Lord, 30 00:05:16,434 --> 00:05:17,710 you have allowed despair to overcome you. 31 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:20,030 Do you want me to dance a jig?! 32 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:23,070 Come, come now, my Lord. 33 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:25,189 Where are those days of yore 34 00:05:25,429 --> 00:05:29,112 when my castle did shine in all its glory? 35 00:05:31,068 --> 00:05:32,190 Where are my men? 36 00:05:32,429 --> 00:05:34,510 My guards? My fife players? 37 00:05:36,112 --> 00:05:37,828 Alas, they have all fled, my good Lord. 38 00:05:38,068 --> 00:05:39,506 I may be blind, Gildas, 39 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,194 but I am nobody's fool. 40 00:05:41,434 --> 00:05:42,508 It is quite clear 41 00:05:42,748 --> 00:05:45,471 that no one wishes to stay in this fortress. 42 00:05:47,312 --> 00:05:48,674 Who would want to live here 43 00:05:48,914 --> 00:05:50,793 in fear of the World-Gobbler? 44 00:05:51,033 --> 00:05:53,353 Speaking of which, it is nigh time 45 00:05:53,593 --> 00:05:55,473 to send your niece to a safe haven, 46 00:05:55,712 --> 00:05:58,311 to the convent of the Crookedtooth sisters. 47 00:05:58,551 --> 00:06:01,907 Ah, Gildas, if only I'd had a nephew. 48 00:06:03,307 --> 00:06:04,266 I could have taught him 49 00:06:04,506 --> 00:06:06,424 the basic principles of dragon hunting. 50 00:06:06,664 --> 00:06:07,948 Oh, yes, please, uncle! 51 00:06:08,188 --> 00:06:09,349 That would be so darn neat! 52 00:06:09,588 --> 00:06:11,429 It's not that I would rather have you be a boy, 53 00:06:11,669 --> 00:06:12,628 my little girl, 54 00:06:12,868 --> 00:06:14,786 but the fact is you are not one. 55 00:06:16,704 --> 00:06:19,628 Hunting just isn't suitable for little girls. 56 00:06:28,949 --> 00:06:30,829 It's Granion of Byzmooth, my uncle! 57 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:35,384 Granion! 58 00:06:35,623 --> 00:06:37,867 You're alive! 59 00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:39,143 And the World-Gobbler? 60 00:06:39,382 --> 00:06:41,348 Have you seen him? Have you slain him? 61 00:06:45,021 --> 00:06:45,740 Oh! 62 00:06:47,303 --> 00:06:48,742 Cease your stupid groaning! 63 00:06:48,981 --> 00:06:50,266 Articulate! 64 00:06:50,506 --> 00:06:52,625 Now, where are my other faithful knights? 65 00:06:52,865 --> 00:06:54,265 With all due respect, my Lord, 66 00:06:54,505 --> 00:06:56,739 our faithful Granion is but a pile of ashes. 67 00:07:02,867 --> 00:07:04,545 The smoldering knights. 68 00:07:04,785 --> 00:07:06,741 Another sign, my Lord. 69 00:07:06,981 --> 00:07:09,464 Raise the drawbridge, lower the portcullis! 70 00:07:09,704 --> 00:07:10,663 We've got to get a bigger knight. 71 00:07:10,903 --> 00:07:11,938 You, go pack your bags! 72 00:07:12,178 --> 00:07:13,463 You're going to the Crookedtooth! 73 00:07:14,978 --> 00:07:16,062 Lock all the doors and bring me 74 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,143 my battle axe and my swords! 75 00:07:18,382 --> 00:07:19,984 Gildas! 76 00:07:25,977 --> 00:07:27,943 We've got to get Silver Knight Gothik. 77 00:07:51,178 --> 00:07:52,377 Hagrrr! 78 00:08:00,058 --> 00:08:01,573 The tail, Lian-Chu, the tail! 79 00:08:01,813 --> 00:08:03,098 Teach him a lesson, you hear me?! 80 00:08:03,337 --> 00:08:04,737 Go on, hit him on the tail! 81 00:08:04,977 --> 00:08:06,492 Go, go! 82 00:08:11,699 --> 00:08:12,697 Huh? 83 00:08:25,776 --> 00:08:27,215 On your feet! Keep your guard up! 84 00:08:31,252 --> 00:08:33,132 Oh, no, no, don't let it barf on you! 85 00:08:54,928 --> 00:08:56,088 Ahh! 86 00:09:08,612 --> 00:09:09,926 Oh! 87 00:09:10,166 --> 00:09:11,364 Ahh... 88 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:42,405 Victory! 89 00:09:46,481 --> 00:09:47,603 Whoa! 90 00:09:53,404 --> 00:09:54,718 Okay, fun's over, guys. 91 00:09:54,967 --> 00:09:56,204 Hey! 92 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,284 Let's see, here we go. 93 00:10:02,524 --> 00:10:03,684 Article three, clause two states: 94 00:10:03,924 --> 00:10:05,285 Upon receipt of the slain Mamularus, 95 00:10:05,525 --> 00:10:06,599 Fat John of Wickedshire 96 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:08,201 will pay the measly sum of 24 guineas 97 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,080 to the valorous dragon hunters. 98 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,403 I don't see any hunters. 99 00:10:11,643 --> 00:10:13,158 All I see is a bevy of clowns. 100 00:10:13,398 --> 00:10:14,760 Walking disasters! 101 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:17,684 Look what your bonehead there 102 00:10:17,924 --> 00:10:20,398 did to my cabbage patch with his goofball antics! 103 00:10:22,201 --> 00:10:23,678 Fat John of Wickedshire, look at me! 104 00:10:23,918 --> 00:10:25,835 Isn't that your "X" there at the bottom of the contract? 105 00:10:26,085 --> 00:10:27,360 Enough said, river rat. 106 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,355 You're gettin' diddly-squat. 107 00:10:29,604 --> 00:10:30,678 Do you want to get my 108 00:10:30,918 --> 00:10:32,318 muscle-bulging buddy all riled up? 109 00:10:32,558 --> 00:10:34,121 Is that what you want? 110 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:35,636 Move outta my fields 111 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:38,762 and take the clown with you. 112 00:10:39,002 --> 00:10:40,076 Ktor scarrythhix! 113 00:10:40,315 --> 00:10:41,399 Baddmanners! 114 00:10:41,639 --> 00:10:43,681 Ooh, the mutt wants his doggy food, huh? 115 00:10:43,921 --> 00:10:44,755 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 116 00:10:44,995 --> 00:10:46,913 Ktor, gnorramutt, a gragon! 117 00:10:50,202 --> 00:10:51,755 Dragon! 118 00:10:53,999 --> 00:10:55,112 Ktor scarrythhix! 119 00:10:56,876 --> 00:10:58,238 Oh, dear me! 120 00:10:58,478 --> 00:11:00,837 Great, I just tore my tights. 121 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:11,999 What's the matter, Gwizdo? 122 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,993 Are you mad? 123 00:11:14,233 --> 00:11:15,115 You think that for once 124 00:11:15,355 --> 00:11:17,071 you could take your job seriously? 125 00:11:17,311 --> 00:11:19,229 It's always the same old circus, Lian-Chu. 126 00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:22,192 All you do is clown around for the peanut gallery. 127 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,669 But I don't do it on purpose. 128 00:11:23,918 --> 00:11:25,155 Yeah, it's a blimey good thing, too. 129 00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:28,032 Why, pray tell, do you think these hicks never pay? 130 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,151 Because they've got no money? 131 00:11:30,391 --> 00:11:31,513 No! 132 00:11:31,753 --> 00:11:33,709 They rip us off because you're not credible! 133 00:11:33,949 --> 00:11:35,071 What does "credible" mean? 134 00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:36,269 I don't know. 135 00:11:36,509 --> 00:11:38,427 Well, take Hector here, for example. 136 00:11:38,676 --> 00:11:40,469 Hector, with his big fangs and all that fur 137 00:11:40,709 --> 00:11:42,071 well, he's credible. 138 00:11:42,311 --> 00:11:43,912 And that's why the hicks are scared of him, you get it? 139 00:11:44,152 --> 00:11:45,667 Acrabouibouif! 140 00:11:47,153 --> 00:11:48,189 You don't get it. 141 00:11:48,429 --> 00:11:49,790 Okay, look, a dragon hunter who's credible 142 00:11:50,030 --> 00:11:51,871 makes the whole earth shake when he walks, right? 143 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,549 Like, "boom, boom, ba-boom, 144 00:11:53,789 --> 00:11:55,669 boom, boom, ba-boom," huh? 145 00:11:55,908 --> 00:11:57,989 Arfarfarf, zdo z toofurrrnyy! 146 00:11:58,229 --> 00:11:59,226 And if he has to, 147 00:11:59,466 --> 00:12:00,952 he smacks his debtors a couple of times. 148 00:12:01,192 --> 00:12:02,065 Bim-bam! 149 00:12:02,314 --> 00:12:03,388 "Fork over the money!" 150 00:12:03,628 --> 00:12:04,711 You get the picture? 151 00:12:04,951 --> 00:12:07,588 Hitting clients, that's being credible? 152 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,391 Another example. 153 00:12:09,631 --> 00:12:10,503 You think it's credible, 154 00:12:10,753 --> 00:12:12,508 a dragon hunter who likes to knit? 155 00:12:12,747 --> 00:12:13,869 But I tore a hole in my 156 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,471 You got Mamular boogers on the brain or what? 157 00:12:15,710 --> 00:12:17,830 You knucklehead, knitting's something old ladies do! 158 00:12:20,505 --> 00:12:22,269 It was my mother who taught me. 159 00:13:48,535 --> 00:13:49,772 Look, I'm sorry. 160 00:13:50,022 --> 00:13:51,412 I didn't really mean what I said about knitting. 161 00:13:51,662 --> 00:13:53,100 If you want a more credible friend, 162 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,893 why don't you go look for one? 163 00:13:55,133 --> 00:13:56,293 Don't be ridiculous. 164 00:13:56,533 --> 00:13:57,971 I could never find a better friend than you. 165 00:13:58,221 --> 00:13:59,813 You're just saying that so I won't be angry. 166 00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:01,174 Stop it! 167 00:14:01,414 --> 00:14:02,776 Who do you want me to hire as a partner, huh? 168 00:14:03,015 --> 00:14:05,298 Fat John of Wickedshire? 169 00:14:07,935 --> 00:14:08,894 No way! 170 00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,495 We're a real team, me and you! 171 00:14:10,735 --> 00:14:12,979 Waaaaaaaou, ktor teeeemtooo, teeeemtooo! 172 00:14:13,218 --> 00:14:14,331 Yeah, Hector. 173 00:14:14,571 --> 00:14:17,332 The three of us, the three of us. 174 00:14:19,413 --> 00:14:21,369 Say, Gwizdo, you think we'll have 175 00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:22,933 our little farm someday? 176 00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:25,253 Of course we will, you'll see, 177 00:14:25,493 --> 00:14:27,056 a quiet, little house on the water, 178 00:14:27,296 --> 00:14:29,856 and we'll have chickens, cows, pigs. 179 00:14:30,096 --> 00:14:32,014 And we can have sheep... 180 00:14:32,253 --> 00:14:33,337 for the wool. 181 00:14:33,577 --> 00:14:34,488 Yeah, right, 182 00:14:34,737 --> 00:14:35,648 and you'll knit me a shawl 183 00:14:35,897 --> 00:14:37,815 and woolen underwear for the winter. 184 00:14:38,055 --> 00:14:40,213 What? 185 00:14:42,495 --> 00:14:43,530 Jimbob dragons. 186 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:44,768 Hey, this may mean some quick cash! 187 00:14:46,772 --> 00:14:48,172 Whoa! 188 00:14:48,411 --> 00:14:50,013 Lian-Chu, wait for me! 189 00:15:54,089 --> 00:15:55,125 Whoa! 190 00:16:23,922 --> 00:16:25,763 Whoa! 191 00:16:26,002 --> 00:16:28,601 Silver Knight Gothik! 192 00:16:28,841 --> 00:16:31,718 Uh, no, it's me, Lian-Chu. 193 00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:33,799 You just saved my life there, my Lo 194 00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:41,681 Lordy leapin' lizards, 195 00:16:41,921 --> 00:16:43,398 two grilled Jimbobs for the price of one! 196 00:16:43,637 --> 00:16:44,635 Well, when I say "price," 197 00:16:44,874 --> 00:16:46,274 that's just my way of talking, okay? 198 00:16:46,514 --> 00:16:47,799 Waa! A cute girl! 199 00:16:48,039 --> 00:16:49,918 Now we've got two Jimbobs dragons, night tariff! 200 00:16:50,158 --> 00:16:51,635 30 guineas payable on delivery. 201 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:52,881 Got the money on you, kid? 202 00:16:53,121 --> 00:16:54,761 Um... no. Yeah, that figures. 203 00:16:55,001 --> 00:16:56,554 But, of course, your daddy's got money, right? 204 00:16:56,794 --> 00:16:57,839 Where are your parents? 205 00:16:58,079 --> 00:16:59,278 They're dead, mister. 206 00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:01,397 Oh, what misfortune! 207 00:17:01,637 --> 00:17:03,037 Once again we've worked for peanuts! 208 00:17:03,276 --> 00:17:04,274 And what are you doing in the woods at night 209 00:17:04,513 --> 00:17:05,875 without a guinea in your pocket? 210 00:17:06,115 --> 00:17:08,474 I'm looking for noble knights for my uncle, 211 00:17:08,714 --> 00:17:10,075 who is very, very rich. 212 00:17:10,315 --> 00:17:12,434 Wait a minute, very, very rich? 213 00:17:12,674 --> 00:17:15,234 You are real knights, aren't you, my Lord? 214 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:20,595 Knight Lian-Chu was hiding behind the village gates. 215 00:17:20,834 --> 00:17:22,158 The sun was up. 216 00:17:22,398 --> 00:17:23,913 Bloodthirsty dragons were attacking from all sides. 217 00:17:24,152 --> 00:17:25,677 Knight Lian-Chu was alone, you see. 218 00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:27,509 Alone against all odds. And then... 219 00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,273 And then, Knight Lian-Chu 220 00:17:29,513 --> 00:17:32,112 grabs on to a roof by the tips of his teeth By his teeth? 221 00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:33,550 Yeah! 222 00:17:33,790 --> 00:17:35,190 And he leaps above the hoard hollering, "Yaaaaah!" 223 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:36,676 Yaaaaaah! Rhumpf! 224 00:17:36,916 --> 00:17:38,671 And after that after that, my Lord? 225 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:41,068 After that, Knight Lian-Chu jumps into the crowd! 226 00:17:41,317 --> 00:17:43,312 A smack here and a whack there! 227 00:17:43,552 --> 00:17:44,789 Wham-bam, thank you, ma'am! 228 00:17:45,028 --> 00:17:46,755 He ducks, a sword in each hand! 229 00:17:46,994 --> 00:17:49,114 And he sends 'em all flying with a kick to the butt! 230 00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:51,588 A real massacre! Wow. 231 00:17:51,827 --> 00:17:53,390 It took about a whole week to clean up the village! 232 00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:56,354 Whoa, that's unreal! 233 00:18:01,234 --> 00:18:03,747 Almost as fabulous as Silver Knight Gothik! 234 00:18:03,987 --> 00:18:05,109 Huh? What? 235 00:18:05,348 --> 00:18:06,470 Competition? 236 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,146 Silver Knight Gothik, the hero of legends. 237 00:18:09,385 --> 00:18:10,872 He also slaps around dragons, 238 00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:13,586 with strength, courage and generous spirit! 239 00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:15,187 Oh, yeah? 240 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,709 Well, it's kinda like that, except for the generous part. 241 00:18:17,949 --> 00:18:18,984 You shouldn't believe everything you read 242 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,384 in fairy tales, right, kid? 243 00:18:20,624 --> 00:18:23,712 You see, we're more like, uh, wandering knights. 244 00:18:25,544 --> 00:18:28,468 In any case, Uncle Arnold is going to be happy to see you. 245 00:18:38,623 --> 00:18:40,628 Whoa! 246 00:18:40,867 --> 00:18:42,622 Boy, oh, boy. 247 00:18:48,069 --> 00:18:50,265 I'm gonna have to be darn credible now. 248 00:18:52,509 --> 00:18:54,906 My lords and ladies... how are ya doing? 249 00:18:55,146 --> 00:18:57,064 Put on a smile and open your bulging purses! 250 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,943 Sir Gwizdo and Knight Lian-Chu, 251 00:18:59,183 --> 00:19:00,545 the greatest dragon hunters from, uh 252 00:19:00,784 --> 00:19:03,067 Who dares disturb me during my clyster? 253 00:19:03,306 --> 00:19:04,620 With all due respect, my Lord, 254 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,701 it is two miserable louts and your niece. 255 00:19:06,941 --> 00:19:08,024 Not at all! Zoé! 256 00:19:08,264 --> 00:19:09,386 They are wandering knights, Uncle, 257 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:10,825 and they just saved my life! 258 00:19:11,064 --> 00:19:12,378 Go to your room, you little runaway! 259 00:19:12,627 --> 00:19:13,740 But, Uncle... 260 00:19:13,979 --> 00:19:16,137 Tomorrow it's off to the Crookedtooth! 261 00:19:21,987 --> 00:19:24,221 You, what feats have you done, 262 00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:26,618 besides putting up with my niece? 263 00:19:26,858 --> 00:19:27,865 Uh, us? 264 00:19:28,105 --> 00:19:29,457 Well, uh, the noble Knight Lian-Chu 265 00:19:29,696 --> 00:19:31,739 is famous in many a land, and his fearless feats have 266 00:19:31,979 --> 00:19:33,503 inspired so many before him that he 267 00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:35,335 Spare me the folklore! 268 00:19:35,584 --> 00:19:37,579 Warrior, take a step forward! 269 00:19:39,104 --> 00:19:40,820 Hmm? 270 00:19:42,661 --> 00:19:43,620 Mmm. 271 00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:47,418 He's got muscle... and raw power. 272 00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:48,779 Mmm, yes! 273 00:19:49,019 --> 00:19:50,899 The attributes of a true warrior. 274 00:19:51,138 --> 00:19:53,094 Your highness, if you please, they are 275 00:19:53,334 --> 00:19:54,773 Shut up, Gildas! 276 00:19:55,022 --> 00:19:56,374 Let's roll, son. 277 00:19:56,614 --> 00:19:58,378 I have a mission for you. 278 00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:16,013 Uh... 279 00:20:33,092 --> 00:20:34,616 Every 20 seasons, 280 00:20:34,856 --> 00:20:37,014 the most terrifying dragon alive 281 00:20:37,254 --> 00:20:39,411 wakes up and leaves his lair 282 00:20:39,651 --> 00:20:41,377 at the far end of the world... 283 00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:42,652 and he comes! 284 00:20:42,892 --> 00:20:44,417 He devours entire regions, 285 00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:46,172 burns villages by the hundreds, 286 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,368 swallows fortresses whole, 287 00:20:48,617 --> 00:20:50,688 before returning to his lair, 288 00:20:50,928 --> 00:20:53,335 leaving only ashes behind. 289 00:20:53,575 --> 00:20:55,128 Gildas! 290 00:20:59,856 --> 00:21:01,927 I have inscribed on this calendar 291 00:21:02,167 --> 00:21:04,372 all of the signs of his awakening. 292 00:21:04,612 --> 00:21:05,533 Look! 293 00:21:05,772 --> 00:21:07,652 The crenelations collapse, 294 00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:10,490 the smoldering knights... 295 00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,370 the red cloud... 296 00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:14,767 the bridges sailing away... 297 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:19,006 the sinking villages and talking animals. 298 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,048 Blablablablablablabla! 299 00:21:21,288 --> 00:21:24,404 When all of these signs have appeared, my boy, 300 00:21:24,644 --> 00:21:28,365 he will have returned, the devourer of life... 301 00:21:30,407 --> 00:21:32,450 the World-Gobbler. 302 00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:36,123 I have seen him, son. 303 00:21:36,372 --> 00:21:38,808 I once lifted my sword before him 304 00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,205 and the mere sight of his fiery gaze 305 00:21:41,445 --> 00:21:45,089 drove my own eyes back into my skull. 306 00:21:45,328 --> 00:21:47,563 Since then, all I can see 307 00:21:47,803 --> 00:21:50,641 is a dead, gray landscape, 308 00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:55,004 a terrible place where there is no life and no joy. 309 00:21:58,888 --> 00:22:02,167 Uh, what's that little tree there, next to the dragon? 310 00:22:02,407 --> 00:22:04,565 That is for scale, dear knight. 311 00:22:07,048 --> 00:22:08,487 Go to his kingdom, 312 00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:10,759 enter his lair far off in the west 313 00:22:10,999 --> 00:22:12,361 beyond the end of the world 314 00:22:12,601 --> 00:22:15,084 and strike him while he sleeps... 315 00:22:15,324 --> 00:22:16,762 before it's too late. 316 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,841 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, but, uh, no. 317 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,241 It's a cruel blow, 318 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:22,641 but, ooh, look at that, we're all booked up. 319 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,002 Strike him dead 320 00:22:24,242 --> 00:22:25,642 and the world will be saved 321 00:22:25,882 --> 00:22:27,004 Lian-Chu, say good-bye. 322 00:22:27,244 --> 00:22:28,279 We're disturbing the man. 323 00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:31,444 Then my health and sight will return, 324 00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:34,877 and I will cover you in gold. 325 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,955 Uh... 326 00:22:39,796 --> 00:22:41,963 Uh, uh, uh... 327 00:22:46,077 --> 00:22:48,081 Dear client, you can make room for his head 328 00:22:48,321 --> 00:22:50,316 in your museum of horrors! 329 00:22:50,555 --> 00:22:52,636 But first, let me show you our standard contract, 330 00:22:52,876 --> 00:22:54,401 a special little advance for travel expenses, 331 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,597 and since we're amongst noble knights here, right? 332 00:22:56,836 --> 00:22:59,397 A large purse of gold should do the trick nicely. 333 00:22:59,636 --> 00:23:01,554 Modern methods, why not? 334 00:23:01,794 --> 00:23:03,396 Gildas? 335 00:23:08,718 --> 00:23:12,160 Yeah, Just put an "X" there, here, here and there. 336 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,960 Arrrooooolroooollll zcoool zuperjob! 337 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,677 Acrabouibouif. 338 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,830 The red cloud, my Lord! 339 00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:35,232 Saddle up, my good, brave knights! 340 00:23:37,591 --> 00:23:38,752 Keep heading west, my Lords, 341 00:23:38,991 --> 00:23:40,113 until the end of the world. 342 00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:41,475 Yeah, yeah, for sure, old man, for sure! 343 00:23:41,715 --> 00:23:43,671 And say hi to the missus, will ya? 344 00:24:04,432 --> 00:24:05,151 Yes, yes! 345 00:24:05,391 --> 00:24:06,110 Ha-ha-ha! 346 00:24:06,350 --> 00:24:07,472 Yes, whoo-hoo-hoo! 347 00:24:07,711 --> 00:24:08,872 Yes! 348 00:24:25,433 --> 00:24:26,507 Where are you going? 349 00:24:26,746 --> 00:24:28,070 To quaff a cold one, buddy! 350 00:24:28,309 --> 00:24:30,592 It's not every day we get to rip off a blind, old geezer. 351 00:24:30,831 --> 00:24:32,903 That's not the way to the end of the world. 352 00:24:33,152 --> 00:24:34,984 Lian-Chu, don't you understand? 353 00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,508 Who cares about their end of the world? 354 00:24:36,748 --> 00:24:37,745 We're rich! 355 00:24:37,985 --> 00:24:39,347 Do you know what this is? An advance? 356 00:24:39,586 --> 00:24:41,226 This is our little farm, buddy, 357 00:24:41,466 --> 00:24:42,703 the one of our comfy, little dreams, 358 00:24:42,943 --> 00:24:44,228 with sheep everywhere. 359 00:24:44,467 --> 00:24:46,385 Now let's get out of here while the beasties are busy. 360 00:24:47,910 --> 00:24:49,224 Ahh! 361 00:24:49,464 --> 00:24:50,509 I'm coming with you, my lords! 362 00:24:50,748 --> 00:24:51,861 Waaa, grrrl! 363 00:24:52,110 --> 00:24:53,942 Huh, what? Zoé, you can't be serious. 364 00:24:54,181 --> 00:24:55,265 Sure I am. 365 00:24:55,505 --> 00:24:56,425 My uncle told me I had to come with you 366 00:24:56,665 --> 00:24:57,902 to the end of the world. Oh, really? 367 00:24:58,142 --> 00:24:59,389 Well, weren't you punished? 368 00:24:59,628 --> 00:25:00,827 No! 369 00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,380 And what he also said was that I should learn 370 00:25:02,630 --> 00:25:03,665 the rudiments of the trade. 371 00:25:03,905 --> 00:25:06,504 No, no, no, no, no, no and no. 372 00:25:06,744 --> 00:25:08,105 You go home and explain to Uncle Arnold 373 00:25:08,345 --> 00:25:11,020 that Lord Gwizdo does not take on apprentices. 374 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,226 He also said that if you don't wanna take me, 375 00:25:13,466 --> 00:25:14,463 he would, uh... 376 00:25:14,703 --> 00:25:16,218 "Would, uh," what? 377 00:25:16,467 --> 00:25:19,181 That he would spank your bare bottom in public. 378 00:25:19,421 --> 00:25:21,578 My bare bottom? In public?! 379 00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:45,302 Wwaaahhhhhooowww! 380 00:25:54,777 --> 00:25:56,896 Wwaaaahhhhhooowwwwww! 381 00:26:22,298 --> 00:26:23,219 For crying out loud! 382 00:26:23,459 --> 00:26:25,539 And he's spitting fire besides! 383 00:26:25,779 --> 00:26:26,738 K'tor brgg fire k'tor! 384 00:26:26,978 --> 00:26:27,850 No, what I meant was he's doing it 385 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:29,653 with his mouth, Hector! 386 00:26:38,571 --> 00:26:40,134 I don't see what's so funny! 387 00:27:30,805 --> 00:27:31,888 Wow! 388 00:27:32,128 --> 00:27:33,212 Boy, you sure mashed up 389 00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:35,571 that big, red dragon good, Sir Lian-Chu! 390 00:27:35,810 --> 00:27:37,968 Oh, that was so unreal! 391 00:27:38,208 --> 00:27:40,643 I am so fabulously impressed! 392 00:27:40,883 --> 00:27:43,530 I've got to, um... find my flail. 393 00:27:43,769 --> 00:27:45,170 Your funny sword? 394 00:27:45,409 --> 00:27:46,723 Wait for me, Sir Lian-Chu, I'm going to find it for you! 395 00:27:46,963 --> 00:27:48,085 Hey, are you gonna mash up... 396 00:27:48,324 --> 00:27:49,801 Okay, Sir Lian-Chu's groupie, 397 00:27:50,051 --> 00:27:53,368 your backstage chatter is very close to driving me bonkers! 398 00:27:53,608 --> 00:27:55,641 Tough luck for the public spanking! 399 00:27:55,890 --> 00:27:56,849 Zoé! 400 00:27:57,089 --> 00:27:58,969 You grab your bag and you get lost! 401 00:27:59,208 --> 00:28:00,206 You go home now! 402 00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,603 We don't travel well with little kids! 403 00:28:14,005 --> 00:28:15,999 Strange, but I have this funny feeling 404 00:28:16,249 --> 00:28:18,445 that some real doo-doo's gonna start flying. 405 00:28:18,684 --> 00:28:20,324 And so Knight Lian-Chu was on the Western Bridge 406 00:28:20,564 --> 00:28:23,517 with the big, red dragon who was breathing fire, 407 00:28:23,767 --> 00:28:25,838 and he said to him, in his big, deep voice, 408 00:28:26,087 --> 00:28:27,679 "I am not scared of you, Big Red! 409 00:28:27,919 --> 00:28:29,722 One move from you and you're dead!" 410 00:28:47,759 --> 00:28:49,198 How do you become a real knight, Sir Lian-Chu? 411 00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:50,876 Do you go to knight school? 412 00:28:51,116 --> 00:28:53,120 Wow, this is really unreal that you're taking me with you. 413 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,114 I mean, really unreal! 414 00:28:55,364 --> 00:28:56,476 Hey, are there girl knights? 415 00:28:56,716 --> 00:28:58,154 'Cause me, I wanna be a girl knight. 416 00:28:58,404 --> 00:28:59,794 And that time you were hanging from the tips of your teeth, 417 00:29:00,043 --> 00:29:01,357 how did you do that? 418 00:29:01,597 --> 00:29:03,639 And your funny sword there, is that a magic sword? 419 00:29:03,879 --> 00:29:06,037 Um, I don't really know. 420 00:29:06,276 --> 00:29:07,955 Silver Knight Gothik, he's modest, too. 421 00:29:08,194 --> 00:29:09,594 He always says, "modesty is the sign 422 00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:11,272 of great knights like me." 423 00:29:11,522 --> 00:29:12,960 He's my favorite fairy-tale hero. 424 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:14,475 I'd love to meet him one day 425 00:29:14,715 --> 00:29:16,758 and become his best friend, or his future girl knight. 426 00:29:16,997 --> 00:29:18,273 Unreal! 427 00:29:18,512 --> 00:29:19,797 But you can't in real life. 428 00:29:20,037 --> 00:29:21,360 Oh, bummer! 429 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,317 I can't take it. 430 00:29:23,556 --> 00:29:25,072 I'm gonna hang myself. 431 00:29:26,874 --> 00:29:28,399 They're only blisters. 432 00:29:28,639 --> 00:29:29,511 Put some herbs on them. 433 00:29:29,751 --> 00:29:30,873 I'm not talking about my blisters, 434 00:29:31,113 --> 00:29:32,436 I'm talking about Princess Blabbermouth! 435 00:29:32,676 --> 00:29:34,076 A fire, a fire! 436 00:29:34,316 --> 00:29:36,032 Let's make a big fire! 437 00:29:38,631 --> 00:29:41,709 In any case, did you see how credible I am with her? 438 00:29:41,958 --> 00:29:44,231 Yeah, but the idea of being credible, Lian-Chu, 439 00:29:44,471 --> 00:29:46,590 was to take Uncle Arnold's money and run, not to play 440 00:29:46,830 --> 00:29:48,431 "knights and dragons" until the end of the world! 441 00:29:48,671 --> 00:29:50,311 The best friend of Knight Lian-Chu 442 00:29:50,551 --> 00:29:51,749 always went to get wood for the fire 443 00:29:51,989 --> 00:29:53,475 along with the funny, blue dog who talked. 444 00:29:53,715 --> 00:29:55,029 Zoé Hihihihi! 445 00:29:56,429 --> 00:29:58,030 Say there, sirs, am I mistaken, 446 00:29:58,270 --> 00:29:59,555 or is your dog a bit weird? 447 00:29:59,795 --> 00:30:01,271 Hehehehehe, wantz woooood? 448 00:30:01,511 --> 00:30:03,669 So are you gonna tell her that we're not real knights? 449 00:30:03,909 --> 00:30:06,191 Yeah, right, and that we ripped off Uncle fisheyes, 450 00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:07,668 and then she goes and spills the beans! 451 00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,391 Oh, no, buddy, now we're in deep doo-doo here. 452 00:30:11,714 --> 00:30:13,431 He sure is weird. 453 00:30:13,670 --> 00:30:15,071 But what do we do now? 454 00:30:15,310 --> 00:30:16,231 Ditch her in the woods 455 00:30:16,471 --> 00:30:17,909 no crying, no fuss, no explanations. 456 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,549 Yeah, it's a sure-fire method. 457 00:30:19,789 --> 00:30:22,426 And with a little luck, she'll get gobbled up by wild beasts. 458 00:30:22,675 --> 00:30:24,353 Are you sure? You bet I am! 459 00:30:24,593 --> 00:30:26,146 That World-Gobbler and his little tree for scale? 460 00:30:26,386 --> 00:30:27,431 Not for me. 461 00:30:27,671 --> 00:30:28,707 Tonight we wait 'til she falls asleep and 462 00:30:28,946 --> 00:30:30,107 Zip We're outta here. 463 00:30:30,346 --> 00:30:32,188 Whose is this? 464 00:30:32,427 --> 00:30:33,425 Oh! 465 00:30:33,664 --> 00:30:36,311 Uh... it's Gwizdo's. 466 00:30:36,551 --> 00:30:38,152 That's so funny, sir. 467 00:30:38,392 --> 00:30:39,830 I'm really sorry, 468 00:30:40,070 --> 00:30:41,748 but knitting's for grannies! 469 00:30:41,988 --> 00:30:42,985 No it's not. 470 00:30:43,225 --> 00:30:44,826 It certainly is, she's absolutely right! 471 00:30:45,066 --> 00:30:46,150 Knitting's for old ladies. 472 00:30:46,389 --> 00:30:47,991 But, hey, the truth is my mother taught me, 473 00:30:48,231 --> 00:30:49,305 and knitting relaxes me, 474 00:30:49,544 --> 00:30:51,270 especially after a long, hard day! 475 00:30:51,510 --> 00:30:52,584 So scram, scat, 476 00:30:52,824 --> 00:30:54,943 and go play with good, old Fido! 477 00:31:15,781 --> 00:31:17,584 You really have a super ton of scars, sir. 478 00:31:17,823 --> 00:31:18,907 Say, those are hunting wounds, right? 479 00:31:19,147 --> 00:31:20,067 Do they hurt? 480 00:31:20,307 --> 00:31:21,784 Me too, I've got some. 481 00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:23,462 That one's a wild squirrel when I was playing in the trees, 482 00:31:23,702 --> 00:31:26,147 and that one's a duck that was fabulously angry one day. 483 00:31:26,387 --> 00:31:27,346 We used to have tons of ducks 484 00:31:27,585 --> 00:31:28,899 before my parents died of cholera. 485 00:31:29,139 --> 00:31:30,664 And then my uncle brought me to his fortress and 486 00:31:30,903 --> 00:31:32,946 Don't you ever get tired? 487 00:31:33,186 --> 00:31:35,381 Sure, but I always need a bedtime story 488 00:31:35,621 --> 00:31:36,619 to get me to sleep. 489 00:31:36,858 --> 00:31:37,980 A bedtime story? 490 00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:40,905 Oh, yes, just a short one, please, sir? 491 00:31:41,145 --> 00:31:43,542 You mean just one short story and then you go to sleep? 492 00:31:43,782 --> 00:31:44,980 Hey, no problem then! 493 00:31:45,220 --> 00:31:46,937 But it's one story and then beddy-bye, right? 494 00:31:47,176 --> 00:31:49,056 Then you fall asleep, okay? 495 00:31:49,305 --> 00:31:50,619 Let's do it. 496 00:31:56,258 --> 00:31:58,501 Okay, "Silver Knight Gothik." 497 00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:01,541 "... And brave Silver Knight Gothik 498 00:32:01,781 --> 00:32:04,140 "wrenched the terrifying creature out of the shadows. 499 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,058 "His shiny scales were dripping blood 500 00:32:06,298 --> 00:32:08,062 "from the children he had just devoured, 501 00:32:08,302 --> 00:32:10,181 "and whose terrifying screams still echoed 502 00:32:10,421 --> 00:32:12,214 "in the bone-chilling wind of the labyrinth. 503 00:32:12,454 --> 00:32:14,055 "The fat slimy creature growled, 504 00:32:14,295 --> 00:32:16,175 "revealing his sharp, crooked, yellow fangs, 505 00:32:16,414 --> 00:32:18,457 "and he moved away from the oozing wall. 506 00:32:18,697 --> 00:32:20,375 "Silver Knight Gothik stared him straight in the eyes 507 00:32:20,615 --> 00:32:23,338 and then said, with a voice that did not waver, 'I am"' 508 00:32:23,578 --> 00:32:26,052 "I am not afraid of you, dreadful thing, 509 00:32:26,301 --> 00:32:28,219 "for my heart is pure 510 00:32:28,459 --> 00:32:31,412 as a fresh-water spring." 511 00:32:31,652 --> 00:32:34,692 "'With my silver daggers, I shall lop off your head... 512 00:32:36,936 --> 00:32:39,170 "and justice will be done only when you are dead.' 513 00:32:39,419 --> 00:32:40,733 "And Silver Knight Gothik 514 00:32:40,973 --> 00:32:42,651 "threw his silver daggers that sparkled like diamonds 515 00:32:42,891 --> 00:32:45,576 and the monster died in terrible agony." 516 00:32:47,455 --> 00:32:50,092 Well... I never! 517 00:32:50,332 --> 00:32:51,933 It's no wonder this girl's a live wire. 518 00:32:52,173 --> 00:32:54,571 I mean, kids should not be reading this stuff! 519 00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,650 Hey, she's fast asleep, Lian-Chu. 520 00:33:00,890 --> 00:33:01,609 This is our chance. 521 00:33:01,849 --> 00:33:03,287 Let's go! 522 00:33:03,537 --> 00:33:05,608 Hey, Lian-Chu, are you asleep? 523 00:33:07,775 --> 00:33:08,849 Come on, Lian-Chu, get up! 524 00:33:09,089 --> 00:33:10,211 Can you hear me? 525 00:33:10,450 --> 00:33:11,927 Lian-Chu, wake up! 526 00:33:12,177 --> 00:33:13,768 Hurry, will you? Would you look at me? 527 00:33:14,008 --> 00:33:14,967 Come on! 528 00:33:15,207 --> 00:33:16,290 Hey, get up, get up! 529 00:33:16,530 --> 00:33:18,611 Come on, Lian-Chu, hey, buddy, wake up! 530 00:33:18,851 --> 00:33:20,011 Can you hear me? 531 00:33:27,529 --> 00:33:28,929 Have a bad sleep? 532 00:33:29,169 --> 00:33:31,048 Tonight, if you start snoring again, 533 00:33:31,288 --> 00:33:33,925 I'm chopping off your nose. 534 00:33:34,165 --> 00:33:35,124 I was faking. 535 00:33:35,373 --> 00:33:37,684 What? You did that? 536 00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:39,171 But that's immoral! 537 00:33:39,410 --> 00:33:41,606 One doesn't abandon children in the woods. 538 00:33:41,846 --> 00:33:43,169 Of course you do! 539 00:33:43,409 --> 00:33:45,404 Our little farm, Lian-Chu, it's right there. 540 00:33:45,643 --> 00:33:47,648 And you, because of some little girl who thinks 541 00:33:47,887 --> 00:33:48,923 She would get lost. 542 00:33:49,172 --> 00:33:50,409 I'm ready! 543 00:33:50,649 --> 00:33:52,251 Me, what I really like in a Zeebulgarian omelet 544 00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:54,207 are the little pieces of mushroom inside. 545 00:33:54,447 --> 00:33:55,645 Mmm, unreal! 546 00:33:55,885 --> 00:33:56,969 So I eat the little pieces of mushrooms, 547 00:33:57,208 --> 00:33:59,164 and Gildas, he tries to make me eat the eggs. 548 00:33:59,404 --> 00:34:00,929 How about you, do you like eggs, Sir Lian-Chu? 549 00:34:01,169 --> 00:34:02,281 'Cause to be honest, eggs 550 00:34:02,530 --> 00:34:03,729 Well, I think they smell like stinky feet! 551 00:34:03,969 --> 00:34:06,644 Yeah, well we're lost, too, old buddy. 552 00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:08,956 Okay, let's be honest. 553 00:35:09,196 --> 00:35:10,682 He's surely not that way. 554 00:35:10,922 --> 00:35:12,360 On the other hand, if we take the little side bridge there, 555 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,240 we reach the pretty, little field of daisies 556 00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:15,918 where we were yesterday... 557 00:35:16,158 --> 00:35:17,999 But, Sir Gwizdo, isn't it that way to the end of the world? 558 00:35:18,238 --> 00:35:19,638 Okay, so it's "fabulously unreal" 559 00:35:19,878 --> 00:35:21,441 that we're taking you with us on our little adventures, 560 00:35:21,681 --> 00:35:23,752 but why don't you bug off and let us work? 561 00:35:24,002 --> 00:35:26,198 And besides, no kid's gonna teach me my geography 562 00:35:26,437 --> 00:35:28,192 Lensflair! It's Sir Lensflair! 563 00:35:28,442 --> 00:35:30,196 One of my uncle's best knights! 564 00:35:32,996 --> 00:35:34,397 Whoo-hoo! Woo! 565 00:35:34,636 --> 00:35:35,873 Aaaie, aaie, aaie! 566 00:35:38,798 --> 00:35:39,997 Anatole, are you okay? 567 00:35:40,236 --> 00:35:42,394 Aah, aah, aah! 568 00:35:42,634 --> 00:35:43,957 Back off, you lowly critters! 569 00:35:44,197 --> 00:35:46,153 Leave me in peace! 570 00:35:47,515 --> 00:35:50,756 But but you're not animals, are you? 571 00:35:50,996 --> 00:35:52,789 Uh, no, it's me, Zoé. 572 00:35:53,038 --> 00:35:54,918 Zoé, Zoé... Don't you recognize me? 573 00:35:55,157 --> 00:35:55,953 He's stark-raving mad. 574 00:35:56,193 --> 00:35:57,430 He wasn't like that before. 575 00:35:57,670 --> 00:35:59,233 Zoé! 576 00:35:59,473 --> 00:36:01,429 "I do not fear you, ugly thing." 577 00:36:01,669 --> 00:36:02,992 "My heart is pure as a fresh-water spring!" 578 00:36:06,032 --> 00:36:07,796 Over there, don't you see a knight? 579 00:36:10,990 --> 00:36:12,275 Be quiet, do as I say. 580 00:36:12,514 --> 00:36:13,473 Go home. 581 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:14,787 Aaah! 582 00:36:15,036 --> 00:36:16,312 But, my Lord, the World-Gobbler 583 00:36:16,551 --> 00:36:17,750 Huh? 584 00:36:17,990 --> 00:36:19,073 Over there, another knight! 585 00:36:19,313 --> 00:36:21,231 Argh! Woo! 586 00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:24,789 Forget the World-Gobbler, kid, you'll never stand a chance. 587 00:36:25,028 --> 00:36:26,390 Argh! 588 00:36:26,630 --> 00:36:28,308 "Are you spilling the beans again, you old chatterbox?" 589 00:36:28,548 --> 00:36:30,312 Why, no, no, I'm not spilling the bea 590 00:36:30,552 --> 00:36:31,866 Ow! 591 00:36:32,105 --> 00:36:34,512 Hey, that's Sir Gwizdo and the great Knight Lian-Chu! 592 00:36:34,752 --> 00:36:35,788 And they're gonna make kindling 593 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:37,264 out of the World-Gobbler! 594 00:36:37,514 --> 00:36:40,026 But but you're mad! 595 00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:41,349 Yes, you are, you are mad, aren't you? 596 00:36:41,589 --> 00:36:43,066 Answer me! 597 00:36:43,306 --> 00:36:44,188 Yes, of course, you're mad, you're mad, I know you're mad! 598 00:36:45,588 --> 00:36:47,103 Ooh! 599 00:36:47,352 --> 00:36:48,465 Mad, mad! 600 00:36:48,705 --> 00:36:49,951 I know you're mad! You know you're mad! 601 00:36:50,191 --> 00:36:52,109 We all know you're mad! 602 00:36:52,348 --> 00:36:55,149 Oh, sweetheart, I know you're mad, because I'm mad! 603 00:36:56,903 --> 00:36:59,742 I'm mad, I'm mad, we're all mad, everybody's mad! 604 00:36:59,991 --> 00:37:01,104 And I'm mad that I'm mad. 605 00:37:01,343 --> 00:37:03,587 I'm so mad that I'm mad, that I'm mad... 606 00:37:34,225 --> 00:37:37,380 Sir Lian-Chu, do you often have nightmares? 607 00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:39,499 Me too often, 608 00:37:39,739 --> 00:37:40,899 the same one. 609 00:37:41,139 --> 00:37:43,143 There's a skeleton dragon enormous. 610 00:37:43,383 --> 00:37:44,898 And I scream and scream, 611 00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:46,461 but nothing comes out of my mouth, 612 00:37:46,701 --> 00:37:49,424 and the skeleton dragon carries off everyone in sight. 613 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:54,459 Say there, Sir Lian-Chu, 614 00:37:54,699 --> 00:37:57,058 something around here smells bad. 615 00:37:57,297 --> 00:37:59,263 And besides, my stomach is in knots 616 00:37:59,503 --> 00:38:00,615 and my hands are sweating 617 00:38:00,865 --> 00:38:02,140 and my legs are shaking, 618 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:04,902 and cold sweat's running down my neck. 619 00:38:05,141 --> 00:38:06,302 Is that normal? 620 00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:09,054 Sir Lian-Chu, I think I 621 00:38:09,303 --> 00:38:10,780 I want to go back home 622 00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:12,458 Shh! 623 00:39:04,250 --> 00:39:06,130 The end of the world. 624 00:39:20,696 --> 00:39:22,854 Where did that village come from? 625 00:39:23,093 --> 00:39:26,526 Scary ghost town or stinky forest? 626 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:31,369 Scary ghost town. 627 00:39:46,405 --> 00:39:47,891 K'tor smillll goodyeat! 628 00:39:48,131 --> 00:39:49,129 Ya! 629 00:39:50,289 --> 00:39:52,044 Hi-ya! 630 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:55,170 K'tor toooo hrampy! 631 00:39:55,410 --> 00:39:57,088 Go for walk... k'tor andgrllgrll! 632 00:39:57,327 --> 00:39:59,082 He! Acrabouibouif! 633 00:39:59,332 --> 00:40:01,249 Huh... 634 00:40:01,489 --> 00:40:02,966 What's the problem? 635 00:40:05,689 --> 00:40:08,605 The big tree. 636 00:40:08,844 --> 00:40:11,203 Yeah, what about it? 637 00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:13,322 Those leaves are really strange. 638 00:40:13,562 --> 00:40:16,046 Yeah, well, good riddance, stinky leaves! 639 00:40:20,006 --> 00:40:20,841 Aagh! 640 00:40:21,090 --> 00:40:23,008 The crazy bats from the bridge! 641 00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,081 Look, look, K'tor! 642 00:40:43,884 --> 00:40:46,483 Goodeat, goodeat! 643 00:40:46,722 --> 00:40:47,921 Arghhhh! 644 00:41:02,564 --> 00:41:03,523 Open up! 645 00:41:03,763 --> 00:41:05,604 Sir Gwizdo, open the door! 646 00:41:19,681 --> 00:41:21,359 Not the ears! Get away from me! 647 00:41:34,516 --> 00:41:35,954 Ahh! 648 00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:40,480 Hey! 649 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,995 Good move with the barrel, kid. 650 00:41:42,235 --> 00:41:43,271 Yes! 651 00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:44,517 Go find your own! 652 00:41:59,477 --> 00:42:01,117 No, no, no, no... 653 00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:31,227 Haaaaa! 654 00:42:33,308 --> 00:42:35,226 Quit bothering the sheep! 655 00:43:03,630 --> 00:43:04,665 Oh, no! 656 00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:36,464 I'll bury you alive, you ugly beasts! 657 00:43:45,219 --> 00:43:47,185 Mmm? 658 00:43:59,699 --> 00:44:01,060 Hmm? 659 00:44:04,263 --> 00:44:06,143 Shh, shh, shh... 660 00:44:35,218 --> 00:44:36,378 Hey, bats, boo on you. 661 00:44:36,618 --> 00:44:38,612 Sir Lian-Chu is too strong for you! 662 00:44:38,862 --> 00:44:40,540 Hey, bats, boo on you! 663 00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:42,899 Sir Lian-Chu is too strong for you! 664 00:44:43,139 --> 00:44:44,893 Hey, bats, boo on you! 665 00:44:45,133 --> 00:44:47,454 Sir Lian-Chu is too strong for you! 666 00:44:54,617 --> 00:44:57,254 Sir Gwizdo, he left me all alone with the ugly bats! 667 00:44:57,494 --> 00:44:59,373 I called for help, and he didn't budge. 668 00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:02,730 I knocked on the door, but he didn't even open it. 669 00:46:11,610 --> 00:46:13,010 Ah, and to think that we could be 670 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:15,724 relaxing on our little farm... 671 00:46:15,964 --> 00:46:17,047 Hey, I mean, we've been talking about 672 00:46:17,287 --> 00:46:18,888 our little farm for eons, right? 673 00:46:19,128 --> 00:46:22,283 Ever since Mother Hubbard's little orphan paradise. 674 00:46:22,523 --> 00:46:24,086 Hey, do you remember when we were kids, 675 00:46:24,326 --> 00:46:26,004 when I taught you how to hide your cookies 676 00:46:26,243 --> 00:46:27,202 in your underpants 677 00:46:27,442 --> 00:46:28,602 so the other kids wouldn't steal them? 678 00:46:28,842 --> 00:46:30,520 And you gave a wedgie to the big guy with lice 679 00:46:30,770 --> 00:46:32,601 every time he took my cookies? 680 00:46:32,841 --> 00:46:34,442 When the World-Gobbler is dead, 681 00:46:34,682 --> 00:46:36,159 we can have our little farm. 682 00:46:36,408 --> 00:46:37,607 Oh, right! 683 00:46:37,847 --> 00:46:38,882 The great Knight Lian-Chu 684 00:46:39,122 --> 00:46:40,321 is gonna say to the World-Gobbler, 685 00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,123 "I do not fear you, ugly thing!" 686 00:46:42,363 --> 00:46:44,041 And Poof The World-Gobbler's dead 687 00:46:44,281 --> 00:46:45,326 and we're all happy as pigs! 688 00:46:45,566 --> 00:46:46,803 Stop. I'm not finished! 689 00:46:47,043 --> 00:46:48,721 And then nature blossoms, everything's green, 690 00:46:48,961 --> 00:46:50,006 and there are little, white bunnies 691 00:46:50,246 --> 00:46:51,281 flying all over the place 692 00:46:51,521 --> 00:46:53,602 Stop! 693 00:46:53,842 --> 00:46:56,239 We're all gonna die 'cause of some little girl 694 00:46:56,479 --> 00:46:57,438 who dreams of knights. 695 00:46:57,687 --> 00:46:59,164 But, you see, life's not a fairy tale. 696 00:46:59,403 --> 00:47:02,204 In real life, knights, they always die. 697 00:47:02,443 --> 00:47:05,397 I don't want you to die, Lian-Chu. 698 00:47:05,637 --> 00:47:07,363 Then why don't you step off the village 699 00:47:07,602 --> 00:47:09,885 if you don't wanna come? 700 00:47:10,124 --> 00:47:11,841 Oh, so that's the way it is, huh? 701 00:47:12,081 --> 00:47:13,960 Well, that's exactly what I'm gonna do. 702 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:16,837 Farewell and good riddance, Knight Lian-Chu! 703 00:47:18,084 --> 00:47:20,356 Get off, move! 704 00:47:27,836 --> 00:47:30,435 Acrabouibouiiiiiiiiif! 705 00:47:33,801 --> 00:47:35,833 Why is Sir Gwizdo leaving? 706 00:47:36,083 --> 00:47:37,761 Because he says we're all going to die. 707 00:47:38,001 --> 00:47:39,439 Oh, that's a crock of poop. 708 00:47:39,679 --> 00:47:41,712 Hmm, maybe he's right after all. 709 00:47:41,961 --> 00:47:43,035 No, he's not right. 710 00:47:43,275 --> 00:47:44,474 You are the strongest, 711 00:47:44,713 --> 00:47:46,353 stronger than Silver Knight Gothik! 712 00:47:49,997 --> 00:47:51,953 Gwizdo says that life isn't a fairy tale. 713 00:47:52,193 --> 00:47:53,794 What does Sir Gwizdo know anyway? 714 00:47:54,034 --> 00:47:55,875 And, besides, who is that Gwizdo? 715 00:47:56,115 --> 00:47:57,438 Lord Pain In The Butt, 716 00:47:57,678 --> 00:48:00,478 Sir Old Fart, Mr. Blister Foot? 717 00:48:02,396 --> 00:48:04,314 He was my one friend. 718 00:50:30,983 --> 00:50:32,498 Ahh! What are you doing here? 719 00:50:32,738 --> 00:50:34,253 Hello there, Sir Gwizdo! 720 00:50:34,503 --> 00:50:36,382 So the rat's jumping the ship, is he? 721 00:50:37,734 --> 00:50:38,779 What's this circus all about? 722 00:50:39,019 --> 00:50:40,180 You're abandoning your friend. 723 00:50:40,419 --> 00:50:41,934 Lord McChicken! 724 00:50:42,174 --> 00:50:43,133 Wait a sec! 725 00:50:43,382 --> 00:50:44,380 What do you girls want, 726 00:50:44,619 --> 00:50:45,655 to make me feel guilty, is that it? 727 00:50:45,895 --> 00:50:46,940 Sir Scaredy Pants! 728 00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:48,139 Scaredy Pants? 729 00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:49,692 Yeah, and so what? 730 00:50:49,941 --> 00:50:51,658 Do you think I look like the hero of this fairy tale? 731 00:50:51,898 --> 00:50:53,576 And Lian-Chu What's gonna happen to him? 732 00:50:53,816 --> 00:50:55,580 Huh? Huh? 733 00:50:55,820 --> 00:50:57,057 He won't listen to me! 734 00:50:57,297 --> 00:50:58,735 Sir I'm Shaking Like A Leaf! 735 00:50:58,975 --> 00:51:00,739 Sir I'm Sh-Sh-Shaking Like A Leaf! 736 00:51:00,979 --> 00:51:02,015 It's all Zoé's fault. 737 00:51:02,254 --> 00:51:03,856 And the lie! Hey, Sir Rip-Off Artist! 738 00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:06,138 Shut up, I didn't choose to be small and poor! 739 00:51:06,378 --> 00:51:07,538 Don't forget ugly and mean! 740 00:51:07,778 --> 00:51:09,494 Exactly, ugly and mean! 741 00:51:09,734 --> 00:51:11,249 Now get outta here! Scram! 742 00:51:11,498 --> 00:51:12,812 Just scram, bats! 743 00:51:13,052 --> 00:51:13,934 Arghh! 744 00:51:14,174 --> 00:51:15,449 I don't believe in heroism, 745 00:51:15,699 --> 00:51:17,089 and "happily every afters" 746 00:51:17,338 --> 00:51:19,697 and animals that talk! 747 00:51:19,937 --> 00:51:21,337 Hrrg! 748 00:51:22,929 --> 00:51:24,569 Animals that talk. 749 00:51:39,691 --> 00:51:40,928 Gwizdo! 750 00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:51,208 Zoé! Ahh! 751 00:51:59,407 --> 00:52:00,692 Hmm? 752 00:52:13,810 --> 00:52:15,210 Huh? 753 00:52:15,450 --> 00:52:16,409 Lian-Chu? 754 00:52:46,366 --> 00:52:47,526 No! 755 00:52:53,846 --> 00:52:55,639 Sir Lian-Chu! 756 00:52:57,279 --> 00:52:59,638 Grrr zzzz toomannyg sheepz! 757 00:52:59,887 --> 00:53:01,162 Sir Lian-Chu! 758 00:53:01,402 --> 00:53:03,483 Weird things are happening underneath the village! 759 00:53:05,123 --> 00:53:06,360 Just wait for me here! 760 00:53:08,326 --> 00:53:12,037 Tell me honestly, kid, what do I have at the end of my arms? 761 00:53:12,286 --> 00:53:13,283 Hands? 762 00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:14,559 Wrong! 763 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:17,637 Hello there, little Zoé! 764 00:53:20,121 --> 00:53:21,444 Lian-Chu! 765 00:53:21,684 --> 00:53:23,323 Sir Gwizdo's doing weird things with his hands, 766 00:53:23,563 --> 00:53:25,634 like Knight Lensflair. 767 00:53:25,884 --> 00:53:27,437 Agrouif, Fishyyk, Goodyeat! 768 00:53:50,241 --> 00:53:52,159 We've got to get a bigger village! 769 00:54:17,676 --> 00:54:19,594 Wahhhh, bigggstinkyyy! 770 00:54:23,276 --> 00:54:25,271 Kaboom, yeah! 771 00:54:25,511 --> 00:54:26,671 Whoo! 772 00:54:26,911 --> 00:54:29,356 Come on now, quit fooling around, Sir Gwizdo. 773 00:54:29,596 --> 00:54:30,631 It's not funny! 774 00:54:33,077 --> 00:54:35,915 "Hello, little kiddies, would you like a story?" 775 00:54:36,155 --> 00:54:37,593 "Oh, yes, yes, tell us a story!" 776 00:54:37,833 --> 00:54:38,993 "The story about the naive, little girl 777 00:54:39,233 --> 00:54:41,515 who mistook two lowly rogues for noble knights!" 778 00:54:41,755 --> 00:54:43,308 "Oh, no! 779 00:54:43,548 --> 00:54:45,389 We've already heard that one!" 780 00:54:45,629 --> 00:54:46,914 "Another one, another one! 781 00:54:47,154 --> 00:54:48,746 Please, please, please, please, please, please!" 782 00:54:50,826 --> 00:54:52,390 "Then the one about the nice hunter 783 00:54:52,629 --> 00:54:53,953 "devoured by the World-Gobbler 784 00:54:54,192 --> 00:54:55,391 "because of some little girl 785 00:54:55,631 --> 00:54:56,944 who dreamed of noble knights?!" 786 00:54:57,194 --> 00:54:59,745 "Yuck, that one really stinks!" 787 00:54:59,994 --> 00:55:01,672 "And the one about the two red bats 788 00:55:01,912 --> 00:55:04,108 that strangled the little girl?" 789 00:55:04,347 --> 00:55:06,189 Oh, yes, oh, yes! 790 00:55:06,428 --> 00:55:07,272 That's the one! 791 00:55:44,863 --> 00:55:46,100 Zoé? 792 00:55:47,663 --> 00:55:49,101 Zoé? 793 00:55:49,341 --> 00:55:51,019 Zoé? 794 00:55:51,268 --> 00:55:53,867 Zoé? 795 00:55:54,107 --> 00:55:55,660 Zoé? 796 00:55:58,105 --> 00:55:59,505 Zoé? 797 00:56:04,626 --> 00:56:06,266 Zoé! 798 00:56:08,146 --> 00:56:09,344 Deepdoodoo! 799 00:56:09,584 --> 00:56:12,020 Frrrr bouif tooooooooooosad! 800 00:56:27,737 --> 00:56:29,654 I can't feel my legs. 801 00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:40,538 Your legs are just fine! 802 00:56:40,778 --> 00:56:43,895 You had a bad fall, that's all. 803 00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:46,656 You were right, Gwizdo. 804 00:56:46,896 --> 00:56:48,939 Life isn't a fairy tale. 805 00:56:51,902 --> 00:56:53,139 But, you know, 806 00:56:53,379 --> 00:56:55,776 it doesn't matter if you're not really knights. 807 00:56:56,016 --> 00:56:58,298 You're still my favorite heroes. 808 00:57:01,175 --> 00:57:04,819 Lian-Chu, he's even stronger than Silver Knight Gothik, 809 00:57:05,058 --> 00:57:07,216 and that's no fairy tale. 810 00:57:07,456 --> 00:57:10,496 All you have to do is believe. 811 00:57:10,735 --> 00:57:13,698 But Lian-Chu needs you in order to succeed. 812 00:57:16,652 --> 00:57:19,692 Promise me you'll carry through to the end, Gwizdo, 813 00:57:19,932 --> 00:57:21,849 and my death won't have been in vain. 814 00:57:26,730 --> 00:57:28,217 It's a promise, Zoé. 815 00:57:28,456 --> 00:57:30,854 We're gonna make kindling out of the World-Gobbler! 816 00:57:33,414 --> 00:57:35,850 Really? 817 00:57:36,090 --> 00:57:37,173 I swear we will. 818 00:57:37,413 --> 00:57:39,455 Oh, thank you, Gwizdo! 819 00:57:39,695 --> 00:57:41,210 But but you and 820 00:57:42,457 --> 00:57:43,656 You're not hurt? 821 00:57:43,895 --> 00:57:44,893 Nope. 822 00:57:45,132 --> 00:57:46,734 I just fell down there. 823 00:57:48,968 --> 00:57:51,289 You... but that that's immoral. 824 00:57:51,529 --> 00:57:52,967 Do you realize what a fright you gave us? 825 00:57:53,207 --> 00:57:54,530 You were really scared? 826 00:57:54,770 --> 00:57:56,131 Of course I was! 827 00:57:56,371 --> 00:57:58,529 That means you love me. 828 00:58:02,806 --> 00:58:04,004 What? 829 00:58:04,254 --> 00:58:05,845 Uh, mmm, all all right, party's over, guys! 830 00:58:06,085 --> 00:58:08,252 We've got us a World-Gobbler to slay. 831 00:58:55,442 --> 00:58:57,360 What's that giant tree? 832 00:59:04,926 --> 00:59:07,083 "It's for scale, sir." 833 00:59:10,286 --> 00:59:12,002 That noise, what is that? 834 00:59:12,242 --> 00:59:13,086 Is that an earthquake? 835 00:59:13,326 --> 00:59:16,318 No, it was snoring. 836 00:59:16,557 --> 00:59:18,878 We have to find him. 837 00:59:19,118 --> 00:59:20,921 Ugh. 838 01:00:20,873 --> 01:00:22,197 Eeeh?! 839 01:00:37,357 --> 01:00:39,390 Agrrrr, Grrrrrr! 840 01:00:42,795 --> 01:00:44,156 Run for cover! 841 01:00:44,396 --> 01:00:46,314 Monster bat? 842 01:00:48,232 --> 01:00:49,948 My nightmare. 843 01:00:51,636 --> 01:00:53,909 That's the skeleton dragon from my nightmares! 844 01:01:25,985 --> 01:01:27,788 Lian-Chu, come back! 845 01:01:46,104 --> 01:01:47,341 Ugh! 846 01:02:08,744 --> 01:02:10,624 Lian-Chu, no! 847 01:02:40,216 --> 01:02:42,499 Help, Lian-Chu! 848 01:03:03,653 --> 01:03:05,619 I'm sorry, Gwizdo. 849 01:03:05,858 --> 01:03:07,258 We're all going to die! 850 01:03:07,498 --> 01:03:08,937 Zoé, look at me! 851 01:03:09,176 --> 01:03:10,020 We've gotta believe! 852 01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:11,257 Isn't that what you said? 853 01:03:11,497 --> 01:03:13,655 So hang on, hang on, hang on! 854 01:03:13,894 --> 01:03:16,090 I believe, I believe, I believe! 855 01:03:27,895 --> 01:03:29,093 I believe, I believe, 856 01:03:29,333 --> 01:03:32,258 I believe, I believe, I believe! 857 01:03:41,694 --> 01:03:43,736 Lian-Chu! 858 01:04:23,408 --> 01:04:25,124 Lian-Chu! 859 01:04:33,371 --> 01:04:34,963 Leave them alone! 860 01:04:51,207 --> 01:04:54,324 I do not fear you, ugly thing. 861 01:04:54,564 --> 01:04:57,603 My heart is pure as a fresh-water spring! 862 01:05:31,722 --> 01:05:33,362 Haaa! 863 01:05:49,482 --> 01:05:51,160 Get up, Lian-Chu! 864 01:06:01,353 --> 01:06:03,875 Go for it, Lian-Chu, go! 865 01:06:04,115 --> 01:06:06,196 You can do it, Lian-Chu! 866 01:07:52,628 --> 01:07:54,863 Everything is real pretty now. 867 01:08:02,860 --> 01:08:05,066 Now, over there will be the barn. 868 01:08:05,306 --> 01:08:07,626 Uh oh, and there, the chicken coops. 869 01:08:07,866 --> 01:08:09,180 What do you mean? 870 01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:11,059 Our little farm, old buddy! 871 01:08:11,309 --> 01:08:12,661 With sheep for your wool! 872 01:08:15,106 --> 01:08:16,746 And there, the mill for bread, 873 01:08:16,985 --> 01:08:18,146 a big mill. 874 01:08:18,386 --> 01:08:19,901 And over there, your sheep barn. 875 01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:23,420 And when I say sheep barn, I mean a real sheep barn. 876 01:08:34,103 --> 01:08:35,857 And here, our house... 877 01:08:41,218 --> 01:08:44,056 with your bedroom, my bedroom... 878 01:08:46,818 --> 01:08:48,861 and Zoé's bedroom! 879 01:08:49,100 --> 01:08:50,376 A big room, huh? 880 01:08:50,615 --> 01:08:52,457 With a view of the flying bunny rabbits 881 01:08:52,696 --> 01:08:53,742 for whenever she comes to see us 882 01:08:53,981 --> 01:08:55,142 during the holidays, right? 883 01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:56,254 Yes! 884 01:09:01,538 --> 01:09:04,098 Niarf, hehehe, zzooocooool! 885 01:09:04,338 --> 01:09:06,457 So we're gonna go pick up Uncle Arnie's cash? 886 01:09:06,697 --> 01:09:08,413 We certainly deserve it. 887 01:09:38,332 --> 01:09:39,655 Where are my noble knights? 888 01:09:43,894 --> 01:09:46,934 Uh, but but, my great and wealthy Lord, we're here. 889 01:09:47,174 --> 01:09:48,497 You? 890 01:09:48,737 --> 01:09:50,491 Yeah, Lian-Chu and Gwizdo, you know, dragon hunters! 891 01:09:54,653 --> 01:09:56,130 All right, look, isn't that your "X" 892 01:09:56,370 --> 01:09:57,568 at the bottom of this parchment? 893 01:09:57,808 --> 01:09:59,170 All right, enough of this. 894 01:09:59,410 --> 01:10:01,088 I don't see any hunters. 895 01:10:01,327 --> 01:10:03,533 What I see are two coarse and lowly rogues. 896 01:10:03,773 --> 01:10:05,451 With all due respect, my Lord, 897 01:10:05,691 --> 01:10:07,532 I do believe I did warn you! 898 01:10:07,771 --> 01:10:09,526 But but, Uncle, it's really true. 899 01:10:09,776 --> 01:10:11,252 Lian-Chu killed the World-Gobbler. 900 01:10:11,492 --> 01:10:12,614 That's why you've been cured 901 01:10:12,854 --> 01:10:13,966 and nature has blossomed, 902 01:10:14,206 --> 01:10:15,453 and there are little bunnies everywhere 903 01:10:15,692 --> 01:10:17,169 And you, little runaway, 904 01:10:17,409 --> 01:10:18,886 your tall tales will get you nowhere. 905 01:10:19,135 --> 01:10:20,247 They're not tall tales! 906 01:10:20,487 --> 01:10:22,050 Lian-Chu is a hero! 907 01:10:22,290 --> 01:10:24,208 Out of my sight, insolent girl! 908 01:10:24,447 --> 01:10:27,967 Your eyes are even more inside out than before ugh! 909 01:10:28,206 --> 01:10:30,489 Off to the convent, little pest! 910 01:10:30,728 --> 01:10:33,164 So much the better... 911 01:10:34,526 --> 01:10:36,329 'cause I'd rather go to the Crookedtooth convent 912 01:10:36,568 --> 01:10:38,045 than live with a bitter, heartless, 913 01:10:38,285 --> 01:10:40,970 ugly, old fart who doesn't even love me. 914 01:10:41,210 --> 01:10:43,127 Zoé, get back here immediately! 915 01:10:43,367 --> 01:10:44,767 Zoé's right! 916 01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:46,762 You're really a loser, and, besides, 917 01:10:47,011 --> 01:10:48,363 you're mean to little girls! 918 01:10:48,603 --> 01:10:49,802 You don't know Zoé. 919 01:10:50,051 --> 01:10:51,403 She's kind, she's courageous 920 01:10:51,643 --> 01:10:53,005 and she's intelligent! 921 01:10:53,244 --> 01:10:55,527 And she deserves so much better than a a dishonest, 922 01:10:55,766 --> 01:10:57,205 self-centered, miserly old uncle! 923 01:10:57,444 --> 01:11:00,283 And with all the respect I have for the boogers in my nose, 924 01:11:00,523 --> 01:11:02,603 I'd like to know what Lord Arnold The Buttwipe 925 01:11:02,843 --> 01:11:05,365 has to say about that? 926 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:14,485 Ow! 927 01:11:14,724 --> 01:11:18,119 Ooh, I tell you, kings are not respectable people. 928 01:11:18,368 --> 01:11:20,881 It was when you called him Arnold The Buttwipe 929 01:11:21,121 --> 01:11:22,482 that he really got mad. 930 01:11:22,722 --> 01:11:24,400 Hey, hey, just a sec there, Mr. Coward. 931 01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:25,762 You could have done something! 932 01:11:26,002 --> 01:11:26,960 Why? 933 01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:28,725 You did a great job on your own. 934 01:11:28,965 --> 01:11:30,202 A great job? 935 01:11:30,441 --> 01:11:31,525 Are you pulling my leg? 936 01:11:31,765 --> 01:11:33,040 If it wasn't for you, 937 01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:35,802 Zoé would have gotten spanked on her bare bottom. 938 01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:37,365 Hmm. 939 01:11:39,599 --> 01:11:42,764 You know, you're right! 940 01:11:45,525 --> 01:11:47,875 Do you think we'll see Zoé again someday? 941 01:11:48,124 --> 01:11:49,275 Forget about her, buddy. 942 01:11:49,524 --> 01:11:51,078 I mean, look at us, nothing's changed. 943 01:11:51,317 --> 01:11:53,437 We're still two coarse and lowly rogues, 944 01:11:53,676 --> 01:11:57,522 just good for getting our butts kicked by royalty. 945 01:11:57,762 --> 01:11:59,842 Hey, wait up for me, noble knights! 946 01:12:00,082 --> 01:12:01,079 Whaaa? Zee girl?! 947 01:12:01,319 --> 01:12:02,681 Zoé, what are you doing here? 948 01:12:02,921 --> 01:12:04,954 The old Crookedtooth isn't my style. 949 01:12:06,402 --> 01:12:09,154 I'm gonna go live on the little farm with you guys. 950 01:12:09,393 --> 01:12:11,081 What little farm? 951 01:12:11,321 --> 01:12:14,553 You know, the one you dream of. 952 01:12:14,802 --> 01:12:18,359 With the big mill and the barn and sheep... 953 01:12:18,599 --> 01:12:19,951 for wool! 954 01:12:23,634 --> 01:12:24,880 Zoé... 955 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,316 I love you!